The Alien’s Guide to Earth Survival, Part One
By Talessian El-Wikosian
Smashwords Edition
Copyright @ 2010 Talessian El-Wikosian. All rights reserved.
Okay, you’ve decided to come to earth, the planet. So, I’ll start off with the basics. I’m going to make it clear and simple, folks, and that’s because I want you to succeed.
A lot of you won’t like this Hell hole, I’ll just say that up front. A while back, about 5,000 years in this time spectrum, this realm was hacked and a small group of Dimensionals took over one of the sectors. Since that time, these bunch of bozos have damaged many of the pertinent areas and infected the society with negativity, disease, fear and a lack of will. They’ve reprogrammed the course of humanity without anyone noticing, and those of us who came before to correct the problem were taken out.
Now, all of you are here because you can handle stuff. That’s why you volunteered and that’s why you won’t be outsmarted by the ego device. Sure, we’ll lose some of you. That’s a given. But I don’t want to see the bulk of you warriors surrendering to a bunch of bozos.
As you all know, the bozos are on their way out, they know it. We are here for that reason. It took us a while to get here but we’re not going. None of you are leaving until this place is clean.
Enough of that. Let’s cover a few items. Write this down: it’s an old saying from where we come from: “Never bloody give up.” Jot it down on a piece of paper, stick it on your fridge, memorize it, I don’t care, but that has saved my ass more times than I can remember.
Let’s get to business.
Earth culture is unique in this part of the cosmos. The human population has been twisted in every way imaginable and now thinks on a very low level of awareness. I’ve haven’t met a culture that rapes children since the last trip through the Vulgares Nebula. But on Earth, the Bishops and the rich have a monopoly on children, and the media stays out.